Two turtles crossing the road hit each other head on and were both knocked unconscious. The policeman who was summoned to investigate the accident tried to find a witness, but only found a snail nearby. "Did you see the accident?" the officer asked. "Can you tell me what happened?" "Yes I saw it" replied the snail, "but it all happened so fast !"
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Two turtles crossing the road hit each other head on and were both knocked unconscious. The policeman who was summoned to investigate the accident tried to find a witness, but only found a snail nearby.
"Did you see the accident?" the officer asked. "Can you tell me what happened?"
"Yes I saw it" replied the snail, "but it all happened so fast !"
AND...
Why did the turtle cross the road?
So he could get to the shell station!
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