It's her job to see that everyone is warm.

We believe in layers for everyone.

We also are having a winter like we haven't seen in a while. I can't remember the last time we have had snow on the ground for this long. I'm sure it's another harbinger of doom - like a reverse global warming effect, or maybe that little sh!t El Nino is back - but regardless, I've had it with this garbage.

So, the Spaghettios family is flying south for a few days. We are attempting to make up for the vacation we cancelled last spring, and although it's a bit shorter, it couldn't come at a more perfect time. Hopefully, while we are frolicking on the surf, the ice skating rink that surrounds our house will disappear.

Hope everyone we leave behind stays warm and dry - or at the very least, really enjoys winter sports.