Today is National "Talk Like A Pirate Day."
I am so in it's not even funny. I went to Starrrrgghhhbucks and ordered my coffee like a pirate. The barista, Stephanie, is also one of our babysitters, so it was less embarrassing than it sounds.
Anyway, as you go through today, please try to remember all the unfortunate souls who were forced to walk the plank, suffered from scurvy, or lost an eye to an cantankerous parrot.