If anyone has any ideas how to get a one year old to subject herself to the indignity of the nasal aspirator without the dirty looks and the wails of despair, please fill me in.
Apparently, I'm trying to suck out her brain and remove her adenoids without the benefit of a general anesthetic. But eating and enjoying a good pre-nap binky are almost impossible with impacted sinus cavities.
Oh, and to all of the well meaning people who stopped me yesterday at the grocery store to pointedly ask about the bruise on my daughter's cheek? Well, what can I say? She's still working on her nunchucks skills. But her shuriken is spot on.